You know that stupid list of ridiculously named sex acts that virtually no one has ever done? It includes things like the Cleveland Steamer, the Hoover, and Donkeypunch? Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. You so nasty.
So last night I came up with a couple of new ones that you'll never do. But if you do you're one gross motherfucker (uh, almost literally in one case). The discussion rambled on for some time and nearly caused Tony to kill himself on Dim's broken whiskey bottle. Maybe it was bourbon. But if you missed it, you missed it. Even trying to explain it to latecomers to the conversation created very few chuckles. Life is one big disappointment. But then again, you can always spice it up by trying this shit out...
The Flux Capacitor:
Two dudes are feeling frisky. They want to touch their dicks together, but social mores about hot dude on dude action makes them hesitant. Lucky for them there are no such rules about fucking a girl's trach hole. One guy gets his dick deep into the girl's throat via her mouth while the other guy gets his dick deep into the girl's throat via, um, her throat. When their dicks touch in her throat it's called the Flux Capacitor.
The Mammoth Cave:
This ones pretty simple. Step one: find a chick in labor. Step two: fuck her.
Good luck.
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